To 

The HR, John Dear.

 
Haven’t heard from you and your org.(in media) for a long time, hope you all are doing well nationally and internationally.
Sir we have been informed by our P/O (through Yaaahoooooooooo!Group… advantech.hightech,smart class room,e-varsity.....)that your esteem org. is all ready to recruit us. In response we too have "set up the books on the tables in chronological order."(refer fig)




 Sir I would like to highlight ( in  a laconic manner) few of many salient traits of ours which is also an answer(in itself) to a very common interview question ‘Why Should I take you’?.

1)It is axiomatic that we are the one of the best ingineering graduates of the  Best(No.1 )Private Ingineering College of India.Our College  was recently ranked No.13  in the India’s best engg colleges.And our college is better than few IITs and Most NITs.

2)Needless to mention that we are Very sincere, honest and hard working .IITians and NITians Study whole year and fail to make good percentile(Hardly they do score 7.). On contrary we study only the last night and easily score 9 or more. Many of them even don’t do that and get a very good 1!

3)Most of us  may not get through your aptitude or  even Technical rounds (after all this are not only the yardstick of overall academic performances)but we are very pragmatic and panache and acquire  all sorts of leadership and management skills which am sure will help  to take your org to celestial point .We may be unacquainted with our own mother tongue but we have got the good hang in English.("wayward behavior"- one of  main inherent feature of ours. )

4) Taking about of library, its one of the best alike our collage.You will find most of us esp. couples either “discussing projects ,watching documentary videos (having few words and tumultuous)or in cafeteria discussing  “general knowledge”.

5) We were not very Swanky and financially well off until  1st yr. Since then  we  are living  a very sumptuous lives for we got to know “how to earn while we learn.”***.So we are not so gluttonous (for money) like IITians and NITians.

5) “Our unparalled brilliance and Geniusness is the outcome of  our diligent faculty members.Their unweariedness and elbow grease in inculcating the best to us is applaudable.They are one of the best faculty of our country”(we have the habit of “The Best”. We eat best(hostel food),we sleep best(everyday) and offcourse we drink best(branded one).

6) Inspired by honorary Doctorate degree(U.K) conferred for his excellence in education ,our boss  (65)is forming a  Political party to provide platform for the youth(?) to join politics. Here too he will undoubtedly stand out one day or other ,after all every dog has its day, but when, is up in the air .I guess you could fathom out I mean.ri8???
So do good!

Waiting for your prudent decision…….

Your well wisher.
H. Sharma

Affidavit-This treatise( may sound utopiah or witty ) are very true to the best of my knowledge.

*** if you  have any candidate for admission(your sibblings,nephews,nice ny1) pls get admission (nywhere in india)through us for we do same at minimum cost. 10% is yours.

Yes yes yes  aaram “where we earn and eat and sleep”!